Why we don't let me play Mass Effect at 2 am.
Me: God dammit, where is my back up? Garrus, GARRUS WHERE ARE YOU?
Dakotah: I think you left him in the last room.
Me: Dammit Garrus, what are you doing in there, having a waffle party? I need help!
Dakotah: ... waffles, Claire?
me: .... yes..... waffles.
Dakotah: Dextro-waffle party.
Me: Tali's invited. But this is NOT THE TIME, GARRUS.
Dakotah: This is why I shouldn't let you play games at 2 am.





